Monday, August 27, 2007

Personal hygeine

Local bath / shower / toilet protocols are something every traveller gets acquainted with very quickly.

I have travelled to more than two dozen countries, a point I make not to show off but to give context to my observations of the local ablutions.

Having lived with
Toilets that varied from holes in the ground, (with or without handrails, water, paper), to toilets with bidets alongside, to grand toilets with every conceivable extra (think 20+ programmes including ‘should stream music be required press here’ found in Japan)

Bathrooms that varied from buckets and dippers, to buckets and dippers followed by a communal hot bath, trickling showers, showers in the same room as the toilet that sprayed all over it………..

I thought I had pretty much seen it all until I got to Finland

Western style toilets, with seat and paper. The toilet is always in its own room with a handbasin that has a mixer tap. The tap is also connected to a metal hose with a spray nozzle at the end of it which hangs right beside the toilet. I won’t elaborate except to comment that I do find it is a daily delight!


The bathroom is a serious business and is to be found in the sauna room. Yes – it seems everyone has a sauna. Even a tiny two bedroom apartment will have a sauna.

Where we are staying the sauna / bathroom is around 20sqm and contains two boilers, a three tiered set of wooden benches, boxes of wood, a deep bath, a lot pipes and hoses and taps, a shower that falls in the very centre of the room down through some wooden slats to a drain underneath, and a variety of buckets, dippers, and loofahs.

It’s not hard to stay clean – but am I am clean enough if I haven’t used all the items?

I still haven’t found a use for 2metres of rope or 1.5metres of thin rubber tubing.











Nor could I find a use for a 100litre bucket of cucumbers left next to the shower on day three. But that concern was alleviated when, by end of day they were pickling in brine on the porch and looking a lot like something I might enjoy eating in another few weeks.



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whilst I realise Michael Palin is not by any means an authority on all things Finnish, I thought the saunas were associated with rolling in the snow afterwards and mutual flagellation. I mention this only because of the lengths or rope and hose. Then again they could be pickling aids ay. Nice to see. Cheers
Peter and Kesang

Simon Small said...
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Anonymous said...

Hi Jen and David.

This is the most hilarious blog by far.

Deb and I were in hysterics hearing about you both turning up for dinner that had Finnished at 6pm. How did you cope David?

And the toilet looked so inviting, that Deb has been researching the cost of flights to Finland just so she can go to the toilet "Finnish-style."

Great blog - keep it coming...

Also, let us know if there's a phone number to get you on there for a catch up.

Lots of love

Simon & Debra

Anonymous said...

A lot of people reading this must have the Monty Python song running through their head, so here are the complete lyrics...

FINLAND

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Pony trekking or camping
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
It's the country for me

You're so near to Russia
So far from Japan
Quite a long way from Cairo
Lots of miles from Vietnam

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Eating breakfast or dinner
Or snack lunch in the hall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

You're so sadly neglected
And often ignored
A poor second to Belgium
When going abroad

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

Finland has it all